Those Sex In The City 2 changes in full:

• Kim Cattrall is now entirely CG
• Sarah Jessica Parker is now played by Jocelyn Wildenstein
• Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon downgraded to dwarf bodies

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Ironically enough, Michelle Obama’s biggest fear is of being turned into a cartoon character.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Jezebel has the story!

That’s why I invented this revolutionary make-up gun. It’s for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready. Close your eyes, Marge.

Thanks to Bryan S! Same-size-but-will-dispel-lingering-sense-of-disbelief version here!

It would appear that Paula Deen is now employing a pageant retoucher for her magazine covers.

Thanks to Lauren! More alarming makeup-gun-set-to-hooker Photoshoppery here!

The one thing that I regret about writing this blog is the sense that I am being impolite by not being able to reply personally to the very large amount of email you morons readers send in. I get around 100-200 tips per day, which means that if I spend an average of thirty seconds checking out each tip and then thirty seconds writing a reply then I would be spending approximately one thousand hours 3 hours, 20 minutes per day answering mail.

As you might imagine, a significant proportion of this email concerns Polish lingerie sites, which as a rule I ignore. However, every rule has lots of exceptions; this one is just too bad to let slip by.

Thanks to Pozdrawiam! Radek! Original is here!

I think this is super sexy, but I am also attracted to propane tanks.

Thanks to Gabbers! Original is here!

Winner, unlikeliest neck of the year 2009.

Thanks to myke!