Category Archives: plastic

COSMOPOLITAN: PRETTY IN PAINT

Is it just me, or are they doing some amazing work with the faces on mannequins these days!

Either this is a PSD for its copious amounts of air brushing, or this girl has an unlimited credit line with Revlon and can pretty much just take immersion baths in concealer.  Have the editors at Cosmo-Poland no shame?  Have they no vowels?

Thanks Ola. You can see the original Pudelek site.

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Rimmel London: Doctored Deschanel

I don’t know, Antoine.  Just do something with her.  The woman is so damned adorable it’s making me forget I’m gay!

I don’t wanna hear any whining from anybody about this PSD. Zooey Deschanel is on my personal “Pass List.” You know, that fantasy list many of us have of famous people we’d be allowed to sleep with if and when snowballs stop melting in Hell? So suffice it to say, I know me some Zooey, and I know when somebody’s been messing with her. So, whoever did this, I will hunt you down, and you will pay for the evil that you have done here.

Thanks Roberto and Steve for the find. You can read about more about the Rimmel Ad and Zooeys response via Huffington

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Vosges: Parabolic Pretentiousness

This looks more like a cutout in a grey wall with a girl on the other side than anything native to our Universe.

Fashion, smoothing, magazine

Thanks Estelle. Could makeup be layered on that much to create an effect that would render the bones invisible? The original is a scanned version and was produced for a french region magazine.

I hope all our US readers had a great Thanksgiving.

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