The latest thing in patio furniture now offers customers a choice between an innovative ‘shadeless’ umbrella (shown here), and the more traditional shadow-casting version, (no longer in stock).

Never mind the missing umbrella shadow.  What patio set does anyone know of that comes with eight chairs?!  Maybe this photo represents the optional ‘Catholic’ upgrade.  Whatever the case, they should at least include a year’s supply of SBF-60 sunblock, no?

Thanks General Pepper!

“Elegant V neck give a subtle hint of cleavage…”
That’s too subtle! More shadow…a bit more…and while you have all that shadow on your brush just darken up her pits a bit, don’t want the stubble to show.

Thanks Reba! You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery for a marked up version.

I don’t know what is more of a turn off: the fact that her boobs are super glued together or this terrible BEIGE underwear or whatever that is.  By Gabriela