There’s nothing wrong with a pair of guys getting handsy.

The poster next to the men sums up my thoughts on this disaster. Either the bearded gentleman has some tantric skills, or someone got sloppy in the editing room.  What troubles me is that the effort to Photoshop this must be equal to removing that inexplicable hand on hip.

Thanks NotLikeNormalPeople. You can see the original on the Jezebel site.

The employee of the month competition became unfair when three-armed grocers were allowed to compete for the coveted title.

Stocking efficiency  aside, this is one of the more useless superpowers to be cursed with. Tailoring all those shirts and work uniforms to accommodate the extra limb and you still don’t get to wear a cape to work? Bogus stuff.

Thanks George. The original can be found in the Yellowknife Co-op’s January newsletter.

The province of Quebec claims that they want to support families, but what are they doing to help little Susie with her teleporting foot?

Photos of families that playfully pile on top of each other always confuse me – mostly because my dad had a strict ‘no touching’ and ‘no eye contact’ rule – but my friends assure me that only in the most extreme circumstances does a limb become detached and lost in the tangle. I hope the accountants behind the budget are a bit more eagle-eyed in their review of the budget.

Thanks Sylvain.

Looks like I’m not the only one who photoshops themselves having fun with friends.

Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook seem a bit cut-up about James Harden’s trade to the Rockets. At least Harden has his burly beard and logic-bending limbs to get him through this difficult transition.

Thanks Peter. You can see the original on the German version of the NBA site.

Some people simply don’t enjoy being passive viewers; they need to be a bit more hands-on.

I’m not sure what these yellow-banded youths are watching, exactly, but judging by the girl’s hand-placement and the guy’s expression, it’s nothing good. Still, it seems like an involved performance; he hasn’t noticed the dismembered hand in his lap.

Thanks Anthony. You can see the original on the DraftHouse site.

The only thing creepier than a pair of babies playing footsies underneath the covers is the realization that these feet are supposed to belong to one baby.

Portuguese fabric softener Ypé (pronounced “Yipee!”, which I assume is Portuguese for “What’s wrong with that baby!?”) continues the trend of using babies and fluffy animals to promote the softness of their product. But only Ypé promises horrifying anatomical mutations when applied to baby’s blanket.

Ypé: the difference is in the softness and the backwards limbs.

Bryce is our new writer from the hugely popular site Clients From Hell. 

Gennady “The Grabber” Voynovitch, the infamous pickpocket, was granted a brief release from prison today to attend the funeral of his sister, Irina, who was laid to rest wearing her mother’s priceless pearl earrings.

Yes, Thing has made yet another appearance on PSD, probably as the severed hand of a prison guard. For clearly this prisoner did not get released from jail to attend this funeral, and it was only some Borat-type flunkie ordered to make it appear as if Fearless Leader had bestowed an act of kindness upon this poor man. Must be a fixed election on the horizon.

Thanks Kasia. You can see the original on the USA SE site.