Category Archives: spooky body parts

IMMATURI: Lending an Extra Hand

Though embarrassed by his mutation as a child, Paolo Ivanovich Petrovsky grew up to appreciate the advantages of being the living embodiment of the term ‘Roman hands and Russian fingers.’

I’m thinking the GA couldn’t decide which hand placement looked better, left both layers visible, saved as a draft, and got fired before completion.  Then the bean-counter supervisor gave it a quick glance and mistakenly determined it was ready.  Either that or it was the product of a brief dabbling in graphic arts by Silvio Berlusconi.

Thanks Filippo!

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Shop Divine: Ribs On The Side

Even Mother Nature recognizes that certain women are simply too beautiful to be expected to get by with only two breasts.

Obviously, this is supposed to be the protruding bottom of the girl’s ribcage, but it looks way too far over to her left to give a natural appearance, causing viewers to speculate over all manner of explanations ranging from uncontrolled tumor to early signs of possession by Manitou.  The inside curve alone would place her sternum closer to her armpit than the center of her chest.  But she’s gorgeous, so we men couldn’t care less.  Whatever she’s selling, I’m buying!

Thanks Ryan. You can see the original on the Shop Divine site. You can check out our marked up red circled image if the you can’t see the PSD.

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Jigger Cube: Thing Gets A Wife

Shaken and a little stirred, she accepted his hand in marriage. The nuptials will be held at the Two Pines wedding chapel.

Thanks Joshua. You can see the original at Vidafine site.

Reader Captions:

Ok,  I may just be too needy but isn’t there a naked person in the pouring water? Are we back at the old subliminal sex ice-cube era? by Margaret

Considering the design of the cube and the image itself I’d file this under ‘artistic freedom’. by Jger

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The Fly: Army Boys

Too much testosterone, too many arms.

Thanks Sarah. You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our marked up image.

Reader Captions: 

I am alarmed at the numbers of Arms… (My puns are awesome). Also, I also don’t think there is enough testosterone… they all look a little metro. by Leif Beaver

Imagine somebody thinking: All that photo needs is an extra arm! by WellArmed

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MTV Music Awards: Be Gentle

I guess there was another winner we didn’t hear about.

Thanks Erin. You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD that we thought was particularly bad in this awful photo, please check out our marked up image.

Reader Captions:

Pixel Pimp is going to say those are real people that have not had their bodies twisted into strange otherworldly Sci-Fi shapes  by Cropper

Is that Beyonce on the right, and if so, whose fingers are those coming out of her leg? Ye flipping gods … by Brian

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