Santa better strong-arm the gifts and photoshop some coal into someone’s stocking next year.

Why is a giant, detached hand holding a stopwatch that promises naughty gifts for you to enjoy? How did someone French AND marketing for a sex shop (two intrinsically sultry things) feel they needed to embellish on a (already two-handed) model with a sext in a timer?

Thanks Laura. You can see the original on Sexy Avenue.

Great, another pre-teen girl with bigger biceps than me.

Honestly, I’m not sure if this is an unintentional disaster or simply the product of someone who is really enthusiastic about fist-pumps and high-fives. Hey, whatever floats your boat; it’s just refreshing to see the female form ruined in new and non-sexual ways.

Thanks Steven.

Everyone who sees this logic-defying model is probably wondering the same thing – how is she keeping that hula hoop aloft without using her hips?

The belt, faux-neckbrace, and oversized jewelry all indicate that this subject is used to useless additions on her body. I know there’s a deodorant brand that claims to be ‘strong enough for a man but made for a woman,’ but I wonder if they offer a line of products for the woman-ish.

Thanks Candice.  You can see the original on FashionCopious.

Born near post-Chernobyl Kiev, Ukraine, Oksana has high hopes to medal in archery events at this summer’s Olympic Games in London.

Forget the obvious PSD with the cloned hand on the bow.  Check out this guy behind her.  He’s like some weird hybrid of a game warden and magician David Copperfield. “Watch closely now as Petra’s skill at taking down this wild boar will astound and amaze you!

Thanks Michael! The original was found in the Austrian newspaper “Österreich ”.