With the presidential race heating up we thought we’d give you a quick update as to where the candidates currently stand.Newt Gingrich - via Freaking News
Rumor has it that Newt is polling particularly well within certain alternative communities.
Currently leading the race for delegates but for some reason he just can’t win over the less well-off of society.
Ron Paul – via freaking news
Currently trailing the field but still adamant to hang in there.
He came in with all guns blazing and left firing blanks.
She was here one moment and gone the next.
Rick Santorum – via freaking news
Palin was spotted at the Santorum Tennessee victory party; still verifying whether or not this is photo is authentic.
So, what can we expect over the next few months?
Rumor has it that Obama and friends plan to host more Facebook meetings and the odd Google hangout.
I’m a Mormon
I’m sure the Mormon church will continue to ride the Romney wave with their pitiful adverts. They’ve invaded our neighborhood and now they’ve turned their attention to our living room!
Newt Gingrich – via Buffalo News
Well Newt always was the man with the ideas.
I’m looking forward to the leap in technology being showcased for the upcoming debates.