Main responsibilities: fulfilling our clumsily-worded diversity quota.

Thanks to Luiz! Original is here!

OK, already, enough, here’s the Demi Moore W cover.

While most of your submissions were about Ms Moore’s hip position – something Jezebel picked up on, a greater conspiracy is in the offing: Pop Culture Madness thinks it’s a body swap with Anja Rubik. NY Mag reports on the conspiracy, but doesn’t really endorse it. The Huffington Post, on the other hand, goes full Glenn Beck.

For the record, I don’t believe it’s a PsD, or a body swap, and that there’s nothing wrong with her hip. Yes, it’s been retouched, but it isn’t a disaster. I don’t usually* post non-PsDs but this will hopefully reduce the flood of mail I’ve had.

Either way, Happy Thanksgiving.

*quiet down in the back please.

Moral of the story: Never say “use this folder of files for the back cover” to someone likely to take you literally.

Thanks to Michael G! Twenty points to anyone who recognizes the icon.

Oh Craigslist, is there nothing you can’t lowest common denominator?

Thanks to Brian! Original is here.

I say I say I say, my “brown-skinned terrorist” has no nose!
What what what? No nose you say? How does he smell?
I don’t know, but McCain looks Palin comparison!

Thanks to Rob! Original is here!