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Unfortunately the retouching budget didn’t stretch to updating the dry hair in the mirrors behind her.
You know, one little thing. No big deal. But if you could make the top
of her head smaller? Just the top part? So it isn’t hiding the banner.
Yeah, no, I know, but you know what, no one cares about the top of her head. Just make it smaller. Yes, I know. Just make it smaller. Just do
it. I’m just going to go ahead and make that an order. If you could do
that, that would be great.
Oh, and if you could make her shoulder disappear, that would also be great.
Madonna’s been spending too much time parading round her bedroom wearing heavy crowns and tiaras. I mean, she’s got a flat head and, judging by her latest offering, she certainly didn’t spend the time on her music. by Anonymous
Reminds me of those greeting cards they have these days of cats or dogs with certain facial features grossly out of proportion with the rest of the image. Like the face of a Chihuahua, but all that stands out are the bulging eyes. It is strangely alien-like as well. What a disturbing looking image. Just not natural. by Anonymous
Art Director: Don’t worry! She old!
Designer: So I can just make any bizarre body shape and it will be OK?
Art Director: Who care! She old!
Designer: Look! Her head is like 200% too big! And where is her waist?
Art Director: Hello? Are you still working on that?