A bride will often shed a few pounds to fit into her wedding dress, but rarely do they go this far to tighten their waistline.
Remember ladies, a lot of dresses have a train that follows the bride as she walks down the aisle. The use of stilts to make the dress fall evenly to the floor is discouraged. It’s also hilariously dangerous – which are the two adjectives that I hope describe my special day.
Thanks Lee. You can see the original on InWeddingDress.
As messed up as a ballet dancer’s foot can get, nothing explains why there’s an extra one sticking out of the dancer’s dress.
The ad suggests subscribers create their own “Make 3 or More Series,” which the photoshopper probably mistook as guidance in creating this picture. At least this disaster is-in line with the three-themed performance.
Thanks Liz.
There are no small parts; just small actors with smaller appendages.
That Oscar probably seems small and far-off to poor Leo, but once he gets his hands on it, it’ll be the biggest accolade he’s ever seen. Granted, that’s because anything would look big in those hands.
Thanks Jonathan for the find.
In case you didn’t notice, it was bikini week here at PS Disasters. First we had this gorgeous lingerie model, who would be a perfect 10 if it weren’t for the fact that she has some kind of a paw instead of a hand. Then we featured Alien Barbie, whose belly button was tragically lost in a freak airbrushing accident. In other news, though we couldn’t agree how to spell Courteney Cox’s name, we all agreed that she looked a bit like a porpoise in this ad, albeit a porpoise with fabulous hair.
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This model’s smile comes so close to redeeming one of the worst Star Wars characters, but she blows it by re-enacting the scene in Episode V where C-3PO is haphazardly put back together by Chewie.
How do you take something pure and wonderful like a woman in a Star Wars-themed swimsuit and ruin it? You start by treating the model’s legs like Barbie-parts that can be added at a deranged Star Trek fan’s discretion.
Thanks Meghan! You can see the original on the BlackMilk site.
Welcome to the world of Photoshop, where bodies glow, breasts are kept aloft by magic, and belly-buttons are considered an unseemly biological mistake.
The quest for smooth skin is a tricky one. Some swear by coconut oil, others sandblast their various wrinkles and orifices to a healthy bronze glow.
Thanks Anna. You can see the original on Ebay.
This model may look sultry, but all she wants is someone to hold her ‘hand.’
I’ve always had trouble getting lingerie off of ladies (mostly because I have trouble getting past the whole “who are you and what are you doing in my house?” stage of seduction), but a hoof-hand seems like it would make a rubrix cube out of a bra-hook. Ever see a goat wearing a bra before? Case in point.
Thanks Jacek. You can see the original on the Intymna site.
I don’t understand youth fashion, be it pants hanging from knees or a sweater with numerous jpeg artifacts in it.
The most confusing part about this array of disasters is figuring out how they occurred. It doesn’t seem like that brick wall needed to be shopped to a more pleasing form, and honestly, I like a girl with a bit of meat on them. Specifically, I like it when the thigh-meat doesn’t have a bite taken out of it.
Thanks Viktoria for the find. You can see the original on the Ebay listing (Scroll down half way).
