Beyonce Rider
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Please make sure these are ready before Beyonce arrives.
1. 3 bottles Evian water, chilled
2. Fresh cut flowers
3. Surgical team with limb reattachment experience
Original was an ad on young black and fabulous. Thanks to Amani!
I say I say I say, my “brown-skinned terrorist” has no nose!
What what what? No nose you say? How does he smell?
I don’t know, but McCain looks Palin comparison!
Thanks to Rob! Original is here!
I usually feel that comedy movies get something of a free pass when it comes to Photoshop. The standard I’d expect from Vogue doesn’t really apply to them.
However, I don’t think I’m being unreasonable when I say that there has to be a certain point where you have to say “This is abysmal. The hopeless inadequacy of your work is insulting to even the stupidest people. Please stop now.”
Thanks to Victor, original is here!
To: Art Dept
From: sparry@marieclaire.com
Subject: Excellent retouching! You didn’t miss a thing!
Thanks to Grom!
You see the polar bear represents cooling, and it is three-legged to represent the, uh, quality of the cooling. Thing. Quality.
Thanks to Tim!
Designeur 1: Zut alors! Ces images de la femme sont useless!
Designeur 2: Hein? Ah, oui, elle est totalment looking dans le wrong direction!
Designeur 1: Qu’est-ce que je can do?
Designeur 2: J’ai un idea. Pourquoi pas flip le image!
Designeur 1: Bien sur! Ne personne will ever know!
Merci a Vincent!
Hey guys, don’t tell me you’ve never had a date turn out like this.
Thanks to Sally! Original is here!
Hi baby, how you doing? I’m just lying here toasting my buns. Yeah. Alright. Bet you’re wondering why my hand is inexplicably intersecting this miniature copy of Cosmopolitan, aren’t you. Yeah. Bet you’re thinking that someone budgeted about thirty seconds to cranking this comp out aren’t you, yeah, you bad little girl.
Thanks to Natalie! Original is Day 31 of this mess.
