Burberry: Inexpliciamus!

Lovely darlings, lovely, Emma can you awkwardly move your leg behind his leg so it looks as though it’s been amputated? You can’t? Don’t worry darling we’ll fix it later.

Burberry PSD

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

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Why, hello there Whoremine Stranger?

Sold your leg for a shot, or what? By PinkPanthress

It’s so good to see photographers using models with all body types! What? They cut her leg off using PhotoShop? They couldn’t even hire a model with only one leg! Who knew that that modeling industry was biased? by FanBoy

Lane Bryant: Navel Mobilization

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This is so typical of modern multinational media conglomerates like um Lame Giant who are like fascists when it comes to er the representation of women’s bodies and their agenda is for everyone to feel bad that their belly button is in the wrong place because there’s this group of like five men in New York who decide what everyone should look like rewrite this bit and real women have curves and normal centered belly buttons er we should be free to look like whatever we want so we demand a law to ban this kind of image.

Thanks to Sarah L, via Jezebel! Original here!