Dutch National Ballet: 238th Position!

Dutch National Ballet PSD
I will give $1 billion cold hard cash to anyone who has the original image.

Some conditions apply. Caveat emptor. Void where prohibited. Not to be used for unexplained calf pain. The phrase “$1 billion cold hard cash” does not refer to an actual dollar amount other than zero dollars. Not suitable for home schooling.

Thanks to MJL!

Reitmans: Head Shrinker

Reitmans PSD
When this image first presented itself in my inbox, I said to myself, well, I’m not going to touch that with a barge pole. Not the lady in the picture – I’m sure she’s a lovely lady with a wonderful personality. I’m talking about the political issue of the chubbies sizeable big-boned unboneable people of size. They can be very sensitive. It’s important – perhaps expedient is the correct word – to just avoid the whole thing. On the other hand, I’ve now received this from about five hundred people and it’s actually gotten to the point where it’s impairing my ability to navigate my mail. So here it is, and if you are a person of heft, please try to understand that, like a moth to a flame, I just tend to follow the path of least resistance.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!