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Amazon: Sex In The City Not So Much

Posted on 6 July by Vernon
Round 1: This is a hot, sexy product! Let’s make the shots look hot! And sexy!
Round 2: Let’s do this in a way that doesn’t break Amazon‘s TOS.
Round 3: You can still see her ya-ya.
Round 4: If you don’t make a picture we can use then you’re fired.
Round 5: I neither care nor want to know, just run with it.

Original here! Props to Dustin!

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CHEA: Let’s Make Reality Fit Our Worldview

Posted on 3 July by Vernon
17 “As for Photoshop” the LORD continued, thou shalt not allow heavy pixelation for pixelation is detestable 18 And thee who might be having trouble cropping, shouldst thou push aspect ratios greater than 20% or so, thou shalt be stoned to death, for that is an abomination.

Original begat here.

[Edit: Original has apparently been cast out]

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Daily Fail: Blazing Saddles My Ass

Posted on 30 June by Vernon
You know, I’m just a rather snippy blogger who really doesn’t have a lot of helpful advice for the Photoshoppers of the world, but I’d just like to weigh in here and suggest to Colin Davey and his photo editor that it might be inadvisable to use a comp of sub-Fark quality right next to the original source image. You see, that way you’re kind of rubbing peoples’ noses in it.

Thanks to Richard M! Original (with bonus photo of glowing horse) is here!

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Mamma Mia: Neckrophilia

Posted on 27 June by Vernon
Ode To A Photoshop Artist
Oh Mamma Mia Photoshop artist.
I see you working away at your poster.
You are delighted by the sparkling background.
The background is totally top notch.
Lets hope it distracts people from the hack job on her neck.
Perhaps she had a glandular infection.
Or is in the process of swallowing a whole melon.
You know, the way snakes swallow pigs.
There are many possible explanations.

Thanks to Silva!

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