Moet: Scarlett Noupperarmon

Scarlett Noupperarmon
No, see, a wave from the sea is in front of her arm. Or her arm is super bendy! Hey actually I think that’s his arm and he’s holding the bottle behind his head. The way you do. Actually there’s another woman behind them waving the champagne. The photographer probably saw it and decided to keep it in because the camera said “Memory full.” Super pro guys do stuff like that all the time, it’s called literal thinking. Maybe the guy has an arm growing out of his neck, and they thought he was going to die but they found a cure and that’s why they’re drinking champagne.

Thanks to Marek!

Sucker Punch: Mmmmkay

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In Sucker Punch, the exciting new movie from Zack Snyder, a young girl has her head swell up so she looks like Mr Mackey from South Park. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy she imagines herself with a normal size head and a tiny body. It all ends in a madcap chase with bongo music and a surprise guest appearance by the Elephant Man. Three thumbs up!

Thanks to Stefanie! Imdb page in case you are unable to believe this is real.

Santander: Check Out Our Real Employees

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From day one you are part of the Santander UK team and you will have a real* job, adding value from the outset. Find out more about the opportunities we have open currently by clicking on the tabs opposite.

*Please note that the term “real” is subjective and may not be interpreted to mean that the job exists or has any relationship with the real world other than a null hypothesis style relationship defined as no relationship. You agree to be bound by our interpretation of reality even when prima facie evidence contradicts this. If you are in a jurisdiction where this cannot be enforced then you no longer exist and neither does the jurisdiction. I am a yak and I drive a big red tractor. See how we can decide what is real? Get used to it. No jeans.

Props to Zeronill! Original is here!

Migato: Dislocation Station

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SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They’re the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You’ve done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey’s uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can’t get the job done, then I will!

Thanks to Manu!