Sub-club-flyer-quality comping? ☑
Photoshop beginners’ tutorial bubbles? ☑
Mediocre cutout? ☑
Impossibly lame boob job? ☑
Thanks to everyone who sent this in; original is here! Warning: contains pictures of Paris Hilton
Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the “noughties” or the “teenies” or whatever you kids are living in now. A decade where men had women’s haircuts, where stockbrokers wore legwarmers and padded shoulders were de rigeur. A decade where no one cared if you included all the legs in your cover. Good times.
Thanks to Jennifer S!
No, no, that’s OK, I understand, $85 per hour. [...] That’s fine, but our budget is $10. [...] Can you do it for $10? [...] You can’t because you’re trying to run a business? I see, well, [...] OK, perhaps I’ll have my friend’s son do it. [...] Yes, he’ll do it for $10. [...] Actually I’m sure it will turn out fine thank you very much. [ANGRILY HANGS UP PHONE]
Thanks to Sean M! Original is here!