My brain says “no way” but my gut says “yes!” (My gut wins, largely through its size advantage.)
Thanks to Chris! This came from here!
Your honor, may it please this here court that I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that not only was Mizzzzzzzz Long not in the nude, but that she was never in the alleged bleedin’ subway, and furthermore, that whatever person or personages what did that there picture has never been in a subway either.
Translation (please correct if any of this is even slightly wrong):
Using one of his miniature extravagances, Isabelita “Two Patties” celebrates his birthday with a pizza. At the party he realized that five times four is twenty three, in the restaurant Isabel’s House, in Rio’s “Naughty Zone” (ie: red light district.)
Thanks to Kika! Original is here!
Editor: Run this picture!
Art Desk: Right boss, run the picture with some messing around.
Art Desk: You know, mess around with it in Photoshop.
Editor: No. Just run the picture normally.
Art Desk: Right, run the picture normally.
Editor: Thank you.
Art Desk: …after chopping it up into layers and pasting it back together.
Editor: No, don’t do any Photoshop.
Art Desk: Right. Hardly any Photoshop at all.
Editor: No! No Photoshop!
Art Desk: Whatever you say, boss… Just clip a bit out and move it.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!