Peta: No Fur, Bad Feather

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Your honor, may it please this here court that I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that not only was Mizzzzzzzz Long not in the nude, but that she was never in the alleged bleedin’ subway, and furthermore, that whatever person or personages what did that there picture has never been in a subway either.

Thanks to Marina! Original is here (CelebrityBrands)!

Globo.com: Four Armed Is Forewarned

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Translation (please correct if any of this is even slightly wrong):
Using one of his miniature extravagances, Isabelita “Two Patties” celebrates his birthday with a pizza. At the party he realized that five times four is twenty three, in the restaurant Isabel’s House, in Rio’s “Naughty Zone” (ie: red light district.)

Thanks to Kika! Original is here!