Dear Rolling Stones Magasine, I am awesum @ PhotoShop! I wud like to do your cover! Cn i? Pls pls pls? Awesum! I am nine and a hafl.
Props to Claire!
SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They’re the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You’ve done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey’s uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can’t get the job done, then I will!
Thanks to Manu!
Innocent bystander: Oh no! I’ve accidentally cut this picture in half! How can I fix it before the boss gets back? This is a job for Half-assed Man!
Half-assed Man: Stand back, let me sort this out. Just a little clone, smudge, blur a bit. Um, do you need this today?
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!