Bing! Your separation from reality is complete.
PHOTOSHOP DISASTERS GREATEST HITS
PHOTOSHOP DISASTERS GREATEST FAILS
No, let’s make him smile even more! You can do that in Photoshop, just make him smilier. Much smilier. You know how William H. Macy is famous for smiling. He’s a smile machine. Don’t look at me like that, just go back to your desk and do it. Do it now.
Props to Ryan! Original is here!
<remark snideness=”10″ subject=”MySpace”>
<snark content=”All the elegance of a diseased yak falling into a polluted swamp while listening to German pop music” />
<reservation thought=”Well it is MySpace” />
Thanks to Fernando!
Walmart - a deliberate reference to Andy Warhol – has successfully perpetuated and reinterpreted the American textual interface between low-brow consumer culture and high-brow academic art patronage without succumbing to the familiar eaten-by-giant-kittens fate that awaits most newcomers to the hallowed ranks of expressionist thought – a feat possibly achieved through Walmart’s explosive and re-ifying use of neo-abstractian models of be-ing that transcend the banal subject matter and infuse it with an oscilloscope of peanut butter.
Thanks to Mary PP! Original is here!
Apparently in France you can get discounts on CDs by lighting your farts. Brilliant!
Thanks to Orycterope!
Yeah. It’s just that we’re putting new coversheets on all the evil undead piecharts before they go out now. So I’d really appreciate it if you could just remember to do that, from now on. That’d be great.
Thanks to ark3!
Memo to BMW Art Dept: The wheels tend to stop spinning once you’ve parked the car and walked away.
Thanks to Christoph! Original is here!