My Ballet Studio: Your First Position Looks Like Number Two

My Ballet Studio PSD
Usually I don’t care for plain old bad Photoshopping. But in this instance, where a designer has gone beyond the realm of jejune lameness to deliver a piece of trainwreckage so astonishingly feeble, so outrageously inept, so overwhelmingly half-assed – that the senses are intoxicated by powerful wave after wave of revulsion and sadness, I make an exception.

Thanks to Andy and everyone else who sent this in!

Bulgari: Moore-onic

Bulgari PSD
Some readers have said that I sometimes offend them by not explaining what’s wrong with an image. I don’t want to offend anyone, so I’m going to explain what’s wrong with this image so that everyone can understand and not be offended, even homeschooled readers.

So Julianne Moore has her kit off for Bulgari. Good for you Julianne! Now twist to the right so we can see some of your lovely back. Yay. But let’s also have your right shoulder waaay out in front. In fact your whole torso has a freeform quality to it, but at least your legs have been retouched with almost photographic realism.

Original is here, thanks to Mel and everyone else who sent this in!