Whoa, dude! Don’t you know that superstition brings bad luck?
Thanks to IMG! Original is here!
Subject: slight tweak for cover
I love it! It’s so wonderful. But can you remove the huge sandwich I’m eating and replace it with a hand of cards?
Thanks to everyone who set this in!
Ana slipped on the $48 billion dollar watch and sensed the almost palpable sparkles of the gold and diamond. Without moving, she put her tennis bat behind her head and made a sexy expression at the photographer. She had made it to the top of the game – the game of Kings – and still no one had discovered her secret – that her arms were in fact made of wet noodle. She did her best low-grade-porn expression as the photographer clicked away, totally unaware that she had no bones in her arm and it was all floppy and stuff.
Original is here! Thanks to Lou!
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none, this little piggy saw the two extra piggies and, wait, what?
Thanks to Claire!
As pedantile as this blog is, surely someone noticed that some people have legs.
Thanks to Diana!
No, let’s make him smile even more! You can do that in Photoshop, just make him smilier. Much smilier. You know how William H. Macy is famous for smiling. He’s a smile machine. Don’t look at me like that, just go back to your desk and do it. Do it now.
Props to Ryan! Original is here!