Somewhere in Italy a designer is shouting “Stronzo!”
Thanks to Daniele! Original is here!
You see son, the way you distract people from noticing a ridiculously long neck is by adding another model with an even more ridiculously wrong neck. Simple, really.
Thanks to Without!
Make her head bigger than her pelvis! Do it!
Thanks to Aym!
Thanks to Angela!
In case you’re curious, my Gmail inbox looks something like this:
2%: Good tips. Yay!
38%: Incredibly minor mistakes from pornographic Romanian lingerie catalogs (“Look! Her fingernail look strange!”)
25%: “Have you seen this?” tips that link directly back to this blog.
17%: That Curves cereal box, sometimes with a link back to this blog.
5%: Hopelessly inarticulate hate-mail from homeschoolers.
10%: Media requests from journalists who would me like to write their feature for them.
3%: Josh Brolin’s stumpy arm next to Megan Fox’s unlikely waistline.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Bigger version here!
As you know, Transparentes Sichtfeld is German for “this is a placeholder for a transparent window please don’t forget to make it transparent when it goes to print.”
Thanks to Alex!