Daily Fail: What Is Your Major Malfunction?

The Daily Mail is essentially the UK equivalent of Fox News and Michelle Malkin. It features numerous pieces complaining about immigration, foreigners, Europe, how everything is hopelessly awful, etc.

If it had any good old British blood of steel in its newsprint-veins of justice it would do something about the terrible Photoshopping that is undermining that great nations sense of pride in its media. After all, didn’t Churchill once say (continued on page 97).

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Hastily (and blurrily) fixed version is here.

GTA4: How Many Fingers?

Grand Theft Auto IV is a new video game in which you score points by meeting sexually suggestive women and running them over repeatedly in a burning SUV while they tell you their life story and how they happen to have six fingers.

Unbelievably detailed discussion at neogaf. Thanks to Brittany S!

Reader Captions:

“Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.” (watch The Princess Bride) by Anonymous

DON’T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE SIX-FINGERED PROSTITUTES, THEY NEED LOVIN’ TOO! By Sam

Ashley Tisdale: Ewww

Usually submissions to PsD are easy to follow up. Sometimes they are strangely hard to track down. Is this really Ms Tisdale’s next DVD cover? Really?

The only site that seems to have it is here [warning: Comic Sans]. Thanks to Michelle DePesa!