I would not hit it. Her hands are too asymmetrical and she is well beneath my standards.
Mad props to James R! Original is here!
BBC Top Gear Episode 19056 Part 3:
Jeremy Clarkson: I’m what our American viewers would term a bit of a douche. Let me rephrase that: I’m a very tall bit of a douche. A six foot five bit of a douche. So tall, in fact, that BMW had to build a special Mini the size of a tank for me.
Thanks to Paul I!
Moral of the story: Never say “use this folder of files for the back cover” to someone likely to take you literally.
Thanks to Michael G! Twenty points to anyone who recognizes the icon.
EW shows how Megan Fox can transform into someone with no pelvis.
The one thing that I regret about writing this blog is the sense that I am being impolite by not being able to reply personally to the very large amount of email you
morons readers send in. I get around 100-200 tips per day, which means that if I spend an average of thirty seconds checking out each tip and then thirty seconds writing a reply then I would be spending approximately one thousand hours 3 hours, 20 minutes per day answering mail.
As you might imagine, a significant proportion of this email concerns Polish lingerie sites, which as a rule I ignore. However, every rule has lots of exceptions; this one is just too bad to let slip by.
Pozdrawiam! Radek! Original is here!