IRS: Now Add The Image From Line 48

Scene: Gigantic meeting room at IRS headquarters. Sixty IRS directors and managers sit at a long table.

Secretary to the Treasury: Ladies, gentlemen, we all know why we’re here. I’m afraid this is going to be a long, difficult meeting. We’re going to art direct a photograph on our website.

Thanks to Lynn T! Original here.

New York Chicken Wings

Customer: What flavor is it?
Man: It’s a bird mate, it’s a bloody bird, it’s not any bloody flavor. Albatross!
Customer: It’s got to be some flavor, I mean everything’s got a flavor.
Man: All right, it’s bloody albatross flavor, it’s bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavor. Albatross!
Customer: Do you get wafers with it?
Man: Course you don’t get bloody wafers with it, it’s a bloody albatross innit. Albatross!

Merci beaucoup a Mark Copyranter!