easybreathe: Breathe Easy

The best part of waking up isn’t Folgers in your cup, it’s not dying from sleep apnea.

Photoshop Disasters

Doing something about something that can kill you in your sleep is a fine and noble cause, but photoshopping  Bane masks on stock photos and claiming it will increase your sex appeal is just irresponsible advertising. You are selling a product that will literally save consumer lives. You don’t need to dress it up with chiseled abs and cleavage that threatens spill out at any moment.

You can find image on EasyBreathe.

home woot!: Puns about Monarchies

Cookings and Cookqueens should be on the lookout for the Tsar of Sloppy Photoshops and the Khans of Cut and Paste.

Photoshop Disasters

Okay, so we’re all clear on the fact that these kitchen appliances have been sloppily photoshopped onto this counter. But why does the copy here state that the food of Southeast Asia is impossible to conquer? Commentary on the Vietnam war? Recognition of the accomplishments of the Mongolians in the 12th Century? Or are rice and noodle based dishes too simple to accomplish with shiny appliances?

Valisere Collection: Some moment

If the image in the mirror isn’t the right reflection, you’re looking at a horror book, not an erotic thriller.

Photoshop Disasters

At first, I thought this was just a sloppy reflection, but you’ll notice her better half is wearing a little less strap while showing off a lot more nipple.

Sidenote: don’t instruct your audience to close their eyes to step into a world of seduction when what you’re offering is an e-book. I can’t overstate how necessary eyesight is to enjoy those.


Daily Mail: Middling Market Tabloid

It’s hard to tell what was tweaked in Photoshop, and what was tweaked by a wax-happy beautician.

Photoshop Disasters

Both of these folks look like burn victims below their Speedos, and it has the unfortunate side effect of making the otherwise plastic-perfect people look like they have an “au naturel” policy when it comes to their legs. Also, points for awkward drink placement.

Thanks MiamiCarolina. You can see the original on DailyMail.