Target: Beware Of Sharp Edges

According to Target, this is a new style of bathing suit called a “Midkini.”  It’s cute, right?  Perfect for concealing those jagged, protruding flesh fragments in your armpit.


We won’t even get into what’s happening below the belt.  This is a family site, after all.

Thanks, MP!  The original can be found here.

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  • Nicky

    The full body shot is even worse.
    1) What happened to her waist? Another flesh fragment on the left and a funny dent on the right side.
    2) Her left arm?? Long, skinny and with a sudden swelling at the wrist.
    3) Her right hand? Broken to bits and pieces.
    4) Her crotch???? I’ve heard about circumcisions for girls – but that must really hurt…
    5) Her legs? Well – we rarely see normal legs…

    *shakes head* Did they even try? Od did somebody want to loose his job on purpose?

    • Beverly Jenkins

      All good questions! You’re right about the full-length image. I just swapped it out.

    • Blue

      You missed the bizarre shoulders, especially the right one.

  • richardginn

    This is why you should never drink and Photoshop….

  • Waldobaby

    in the armpit is head hair.

  • jdm8

    Someone fell asleep at the Wacom.

  • Andulamb

    Well done. That’s about as bad as they come.

  • OurJames

    How could anybody look at that and say “Yeah, that’s good”?

  • Dan de Fort Ouest

    it looks like “Potatoe Head” type on “montage… except this one is pretty bad!!

  • Nasro Subari

    What I always ask myself: WHY??!? That poor girl probably had decent, believable proportions before they cut her up and glued her together all wrong…

  • Kathryn Roskow

    It’s just a little disconcerting that her right arm (her left actually, but on the right in the photo,) is about 6 inches longer than the left and stretched to the breaking point???

  • Grownded

    This was the result of saying “Oh, I’ll finish it in the morning.” and someone else saying “That copy must be done by now, Right?”

  • Oasap Massey

    $1 per piece.
    > Only 1000 pieces in stock.
    > Limited to 1 piece per order.