So whaddaya goina do abowd it? We’s gonna hafs to chops ya legs off? That’ds be a shames cos you gots great gams. Those legs’d takes you a long ways, if you knows whats I’m sayings.
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STOP DOING PILATES!
Thanks to Kjell P!
This is some of the best Photoshop work I have seen. You cannot tell that they cleaned up the blood after all the dismemberment that took place. By Martyn
The graphic designers responsible for this shouldn’t be fired. They should be barred from computers for life. By Richard
Achilles is working on a poster for Priest in 3D.
Achilles: Argh, anatomy is hard. I hate everything and everyone.
Tortoise: Why are you making a picture out of bits of other pictures?
Achilles: I only have some headshots, so I have to make the body out of some textures.
Tortoise: Why don’t you take a picture of someone in the right pose?
Achilles: That would be cheating.
Tortoise: Well, at least you could look at some real people. Here, have an anatomy book.
Achilles: That also is cheating.
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