Formoza: We Are Competent Formoza The Time

Formoza PSD
Part of the genius of running this blog is the extensive (and awesome) detective work I get to do. For example, I can tell from the menu-style writing on this picture that it is from Japan. Oh Japan, country of cuckoo clocks and windmills, why are you so enigmatic and mysterious in your art production techniques?

(Thanks to all 2000 people who have been sending this one in all summer.)

Chevy Chase Bank: And You’re Not

Chevy Chase Bank PSD
Final draft:
As a busy student, I’m as likely to bank at 3am as 3pm. With online banking and ATMs everywhere, it’s all up to me.

Original draft:
As a regular LSD user with rubber spikes for arms, I’m as likely to bank at 3am as find the secret meaning behind these hammers of meat. With little spiders and skeletons everywhere, it’s all up to the giant talking wasp in the bathroom.

Thanks to Scott! Original lives here!

Meira T: Worst Hand Job Ever

Meira T PSD
If you are of a particularly snarkish mien, you will be entirely capable of imagining the poor soul responsible for assembling, in the manner of Frankenstein, this sad outrage against the eyes and then, on reflection, believing they might feel pleased with their handiwork. Pleased, but also blissfully – dumbly – unaware of their impending appearance on these pages.

Thanks to Jinxxy! Original can be found here (click collections, endure Flash for a few images.)

My One And Only: Zero Out Of One

My One And Only PSD
Ha ha, you movie-going morons! We don’t think you actually look at anything! We have the production values of a three-year old! Where’s my medication? I spit on your expectation of visual literacy! Who care! Who care!

Thanks to thebutcher! Bigger version here!

Garnier: Ambre So Lame

Garnier PSD
Either this is the most impossibly long-legged contortionist model in the history of collateral artwork, or there are really two women here cavorting around, all naked and covered in product. Which means it isn’t a PsD, but shame on you, Garnier.

Thanks to Megan! Original is here!

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