Santander: Check Out Our Real Employees

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From day one you are part of the Santander UK team and you will have a real* job, adding value from the outset. Find out more about the opportunities we have open currently by clicking on the tabs opposite.

*Please note that the term “real” is subjective and may not be interpreted to mean that the job exists or has any relationship with the real world other than a null hypothesis style relationship defined as no relationship. You agree to be bound by our interpretation of reality even when prima facie evidence contradicts this. If you are in a jurisdiction where this cannot be enforced then you no longer exist and neither does the jurisdiction. I am a yak and I drive a big red tractor. See how we can decide what is real? Get used to it. No jeans.

Props to Zeronill! Original is here!

Migato: Dislocation Station

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SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They’re the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You’ve done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey’s uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can’t get the job done, then I will!

Thanks to Manu!

Glamour UK: Jess Incapable

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Innocent bystander: Oh no! I’ve accidentally cut this picture in half! How can I fix it before the boss gets back? This is a job for Half-assed Man!
Half-assed Man: Stand back, let me sort this out. Just a little clone, smudge, blur a bit. Um, do you need this today?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

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