One morning the vet awakes to find that during the night an animal has horribly mangled her arms. Whodunnit? The psychopathic rabbit? The possessed Yorkshire terrier? The horse with the Hitler haircut?
Original is here! Thanks to Alex!
You see son, the way you distract people from noticing a ridiculously long neck is by adding another model with an even more ridiculously wrong neck. Simple, really.
Thanks to Without!
Make her head bigger than her pelvis! Do it!
Thanks to Aym!
Thanks to Angela!
In case you’re curious, my Gmail inbox looks something like this:
2%: Good tips. Yay!
38%: Incredibly minor mistakes from pornographic Romanian lingerie catalogs (“Look! Her fingernail look strange!”)
25%: “Have you seen this?” tips that link directly back to this blog.
17%: That Curves cereal box, sometimes with a link back to this blog.
5%: Hopelessly inarticulate hate-mail from homeschoolers.
10%: Media requests from journalists who would me like to write their feature for them.
3%: Josh Brolin’s stumpy arm next to Megan Fox’s unlikely waistline.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Bigger version here!