Wow, Twilight has everything! Vampires, a giant and his midget girlfriend!
Thanks to rosa! Original is somewhere in here. [warning: site is exactly what you would expect to find at "twilightpoison.com"]
Poor old Paris Hilton. First she puts on about 40lbs, then she gets a job selling no-name Chinese leggings.
Thanks to Ingrid!
Earth to Victoria’s Secret: If you pay women they will pose in bikinis for you. You don’t have to draw in all the naked parts.
Thanks to MJGB! Original is here!
Yes, I know, it isn’t a disaster, he’s standing behind a polar bear and the polar bear has its eyes shut.
Thanks to Maggie K!
Subject: slight tweak for cover
I love it! It’s so wonderful. But can you remove the huge sandwich I’m eating and replace it with a hand of cards?
Thanks to everyone who set this in!
Ana slipped on the $48 billion dollar watch and sensed the almost palpable sparkles of the gold and diamond. Without moving, she put her tennis bat behind her head and made a sexy expression at the photographer. She had made it to the top of the game – the game of Kings – and still no one had discovered her secret – that her arms were in fact made of wet noodle. She did her best low-grade-porn expression as the photographer clicked away, totally unaware that she had no bones in her arm and it was all floppy and stuff.
Original is here! Thanks to Lou!