GTA4: How Many Fingers?

Grand Theft Auto IV is a new video game in which you score points by meeting sexually suggestive women and running them over repeatedly in a burning SUV while they tell you their life story and how they happen to have six fingers.

Unbelievably detailed discussion at neogaf. Thanks to Brittany S!

Reader Captions:

“Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.” (watch The Princess Bride) by Anonymous

DON’T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE SIX-FINGERED PROSTITUTES, THEY NEED LOVIN’ TOO! By Sam

Ashley Tisdale: Ewww

Usually submissions to PsD are easy to follow up. Sometimes they are strangely hard to track down. Is this really Ms Tisdale’s next DVD cover? Really?

The only site that seems to have it is here [warning: Comic Sans]. Thanks to Michelle DePesa!

Yoox: Maybe She Should Find A Different Line Of Work

Photographer: I just can’t help noticing that – uh – thing on your bosom.
Model: I put concealer on it, did’nie.
Photographer: They ‘aven’t made a concealer wot can conceal that darling. David bleeding Copperfield can’t make that disappear.
Model: Well, can’t you like photochop it aht?
Photographer: Well, we’ll ‘ave to, though I have to say, we do suck at Photoshop.

Thanks to Mark Van Ee. Original is here.

Impuls: Vampire Insurance

There comes a certain point at which your photoshopping stops removing blemishes and begins an unsettling voyage into the uncanny valley.

Thanks to Martin Deffner!

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