Apple: Live By The Wet Floor, Die By The Wet Floor

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I don’t think Apple invented the wet floor style, but they have certainly used it a lot. So it was only a matter of time before an album sleeve featuring a wet floor should appear on Apple’s site within another wet floor composition. Result: human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.

Thanks to Hannah! Original is here (for now)!

InTouch: Zahara Mystery Child Of Evil

Intouch Germany reveals the truth about “Bennifer” (a cool way of talking about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.) Gossip magazines never alter the images they show, providing proof that the couple’s youngest child, Zahara, has an evil twin.

I’m sure that some of you think this evil twin theory is ridiculous, and that the child is, in fact, from an evil alternate universe. Unfortunately we can’t prove this either way as she is hiding the evil goatee that she probably has.

Zahara Mystery Child PSD

Thanks to Sara, Siv and others for sending this in!

Reader Captions:

Maybe Brad and Angelina clone their kids to keep the real ones out of the spotlight, and this picture was taken when they’d just picked up the new clone? By R

IPS: Does This Make My Bottom Look Disastrous?

The mission of the image in the context of marketing a medical procedure is usually to imbue confidence and value in the mind of the consumer. In rarer cases, images can be used to convey a dread sense of profound incompetence, a terrible feeling that something is very wrong, and that a long slow descent into a hellish nightmare of pain and regret awaits. Ask your marketing adviser which strategy would work best for you.

Thanks to Ben! Original is here!

Daily Fail: People Who Live In Glass Houses


In another scandal to rock the world outside of the Daily Mail, indignation about inept Photoshoping has spilled over into an ugly battle between [please fill in details, I have no idea what this is about].

In a torrent of cliches, Photoshop has become a cruel bagel of opportunity for editors who all too frequently want to have their cake and not face the consequences. Albatross.

“I have no clue how Photoshop works but I use it anyway” said Daily Fail graphic designer Nigel Bottomly, who asked not to be named for fear of retribution.

Thanks to Alexandra, original is here. Army Girl PSD
Most Photoshoppers have strategies to draw attention away from problem areas. For example, if I was retouching this I would have added huge flames to the mom’s hair, so as to distract attention from her daughter’s bizarre and unfeasibly long arms.

Thanks to Marcos! Original is here (possibly)!

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